THE SALAMIWIZORDRDRDRDS!!!

"Shove pencils up yr ass, burn yr papers, fuck up your music collection. FUCK ART!! ART CAN SUCK OUR DICKS!!"

-Some Mad Lib Motherfucker.

ABOUT US!!!

The SalamiWizordrdrdrds is, welp, some sort of "noisecore", experimental and flat out noise + stolen songs project. Ran by Frodo + WizO_ord

We're pretty much like The Gerogerigegege bootleg but worse. Don't expect us to make the best shit ever. We're the, well, WORST.

Oh yeah we got a Discogs too.

RELEASES!!!!

NEWS!!!!!

7/5/23 - This release is dedicated to our beloving Captain Beefheart. 1 second of noise rock.. Listen here.

7/3/23 - New release was uploaded on the 3rd before 4th of July happened!1r23V GAHH!1!1! Anyways, yea... full with plunderphonic, noisy rock bullshit. Checkmate!

6/5/23 - First censored apperance is here!! Next stop... Cataura! Comes with a bonus song too by Frodo (Guitar) + Sem (Vocals)... go go to -----> here. Happy late birthday Frodo.

6/4/23 - WOOO!!! Our first hate album!! This goes against Tissue Eater.. reasons are listed in description. Go get yr ears and listen to these bangers mates!! Also say happy birthday to Frodo. Now.

5/21/23 - Yea.. a mini-album that's for Ribs! Don't know if we hatin or not.. Go listen lads. The secrets are revealed!!!

5/14/23 - WOOOO!!! We finally did a lil somethin with stolen samples of drum machines and some AI shit.. If you want to see angry fucking bunnies... Click HERE!!!!!

4/9 + 11/23 - Look at 2/21/23 for us real quick. Anyways. New occult bullshittery!! Yea... Some Crwoley shit going on innit? Was released on Cataura and Erroneous Dish. Yea.. Check it mate. And here..

3/28-9?/23 - Ack ack. This is self-explanatory. Our previous releases inside of a comp!!! Check it check it.

3/21/23 - Our lazy asses can't update our pages. Our demos are released!! I guess you could call em that.. I don't fucking care. Check it out here!!!! (Also 100th release on the Cataura label woo.,.,.,.,)

3/20/23 - Another hate EP from WizO_ord. Again, fuck explaning. Check it out here.

3/18/23 - Another hate EP from WizO_ord. I'm not explaning it Check that out here.

3/11/23 - Yea.. our first "sound art" release.. i guess. Password protection is our favorite!! Check that out here. MediaFire link is in tha description!!!

3/4/23 - Our second split album is in tha Cataura label now!!! Check that out here! Give the album and the label some love and support.

3/3/23 - Hehe 3 three's... anyways.. New split release album with Neco-Arc!! 24 minutes of noise punk and harsh noise shite!! Check that out here.

2/21/23 - We're always late to updating our news... anywayzers,,.,. New release that Frodo, Me, Yes + WizO_ord did on tha Ober label.. WizO_ord helped me a lil bit on tuning it.. I know.. I'm a crybaby. Check that out here here. It put some lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

2/18/23 - New release that WizO_ord pulled up on my label "Kill Your... Records!" thing... An hate EP towards Romzerd.. a neogen supporter. Check that fire drummin' shit here.

2/17-18ish??/23 - Our first split with snow.txt!! Yippee!! Go get your vodak, beer whatever in your local beer store and fuck someone and start listenin' to it here!!! (it's 12 am help)